Is it safe yet?
Saturday, October 2, 2010
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN AND I APPROVE OF THIS AD.
Paid for by the Action Jackass committee against real talk.
Who likes being pimp slapped or talked to as if they have a tail? Well, I don't, which brings me to my bone of contention - today.
Is it safe yet?
I mean, having grown miserably tired of the double entendre of political talking heads, I was wondering if it's safe to remove my ear filters? Come on, how on earth can anyone make a discerned decision of any significance, based on the constant bombardment of political ads filled with risque or indecorous connotation? I don't know about you, but to me, most of those ambiguous "ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies" commercials, are nothing more than fear-mongering big fat lies. Because of that, and because I don't like being offended, nor have my intelligence insulted, I've created a no fly zone.
If while watching TV, a politician's mug happens to appear on my TV, he or she will not fly with me. I immediately assume the position of the 3 monkeys or snagglepuss, and thus, exit - stage left. Or, I let my fingers do the walking. I tap tap tap on my remote control, which I call the zapper, and then *Poof* they're gone. I don't have to deal with their conflicting messages of madness.
Besides, who are the clowns behind all those political action committees? Really, who knows what evil lurks in the heart of those whom call themselves The Committee Against Big Booty? Of course I'm being a little facetious, but really, some of their names speak so loudly, that I know, I should not listen to a word they have to say. Come on now, Mother's Against Children That Have Fat Lips and Kinky Hair, leaves no doubt that they don't have me (or anyone that looks like me) in their best interests. So I'll be more than happy when this political season comes to an end.
Aside from the commercials of doom and gloom, I'd love to zap the runaway zombies that swallow that garbage - hook, line, and sinker? I call them Sucker Spud Bobs, aka, political mash potatoes.... "Hey man, did you hear the USA is Godzilla in debt, and no one on earth will be paid next week?"
No Bimbo Bob-o, I didn't hear that. But is it safe yet?