Friday, February 4, 2011
Women are from WHERE? And men are from Where?
What's the name of that book? You know, women are from Mars and men are from Venus? Maybe it's the other way around, but anyway, I think there's something rotten in the wood shed. I've always believed both sexes are basically the same except that some body parts work a little different.
But lately I 've had to take a closer look at that because some women let some mess fall out of their mouth that I just can't believe. But wait, this new awareness was not totally brought on or limited to things women say and do - oh no. Some women and men just make me say, what the hell is really going on?!
Look, there are 2 issues on the table.
1) Steve Harvey made a lot of money on a book that talked about issues that I thought women already knew. Yeah, Steve Harvey wrote a book on love.
2) Some men view sex from the viewpoint of a kid and they never grow up.
But this post is not about Steve Harvey or his book.
Maybe I am not being fair when I say some men never grow up. But check this out. Down at Fort Dix, the military installation, it's been discovered that some men have been talking pictures of women soldiers while they bathed. As a kid I can remember opening the girls locker room door and yelling some kiddish sexual remark, but as a man, I just have a hard time understanding the excitement of talking a picture of someone that wasn't mine or of someone that didn't give me their consent to take their picture. That's a form of rape ...isn't it? See, I doubt if women get the same thrill out of secretly taking pictures of men that don't belong to them. Also, I doubt if women get the same rise out of watching 2 men doing nasty thangs to each other, as some men seem to develop while watching 2 women make love. Did you notice I said, 2 women making love? Maybe that's it. There's nothing lovely about one guy bumping nuts with another man *lol*. I'm just saying, men are different ...aren't they?
Maybe I am wrong. Maybe most women do get a thrill out of watching 2 women hug on each other???
But listen, I wonder how many dudes have had a chick come over and surprise them with a porno flick? I am sure their are women that sit down and watch porno movies but that's basically dude stuf - ain't it? Does a bunch of women sit around and watch porno DVDs together? I'd feel kind of funny if every time ol'girl stopped by she was carrying a DVD of Long Dong Dolomite. I now they have their little "personal toy parties" but that's a different thang. But check this out.
To further illustrate the difference between the sexes, it's a fact that most of the gurlee magazines are bought by men. Okay, but on the flip side, most of the naked stud rags are bought by gay men. Again, men are a little different ....aren't they. Maybe I am wrong again. Maybe more women than I would suspect buy beef cake magazine and lay them out beside their guys copies of Hustler and Penthouse??? Maybe the statistics are lying to us. I doubt it, men are from _______? and women are from _________?
Second issue: I had a friend tell me that she loves my blog but that I'd better stop flirting with the women. At first I thought she was kidding but she continued with ....I read your comments to others. Okay, I'm thinkin' she's just picking at me. But see, after further discussion, I found out that she was taking some of my comments as flirtatious overtures when they were simply meant to be compliments. I was wondering if all women some how think that men are on something when they tell a women that she smells nice or gives them any type of compliment. I tried to defend myself by telling her to insert my words into a comment directed at a man. For instance, if I said, I think you are a very gifted writer and would like to sit down with you some day and discuss a book idea , would that be flirting or just a compliment if it was directed at a man? See, I think it's a woman thang. I am now believing that women think all men are ho-ish and their compliments are nothing more than an invitation to the wild side.
Maybe women are from some far off planet and men are like the moon. Yeah, the men sit and wait for ol'girl to come around from the dark side of a far off planet. Is it possible that I know nothing about women? Or is it possible that women have the game all messed up?