Okay, so you have doubts, but you had to stop by to see what this fool was talking about. Well, my mind is always racing. I think I could do a conscience stream blog, 24/7, but I wouldn't want to bore anyone with that mess, but I have a couple of things on my mind that have been bugging me. I have to let them go and then get on with my thang.
I have to get to the core of this post, and I will, but relationships are funny thangs. Sometimes they just don't work, but there seems to be something about that other person that we wish we had back. Now I am not talking about taking them back into the fold for love ever after. It's just some things about that person that we can never forget. It could be the way they always smelled good or the freshness of their breathe. Come on now, er'body don't take care of their mouth, you know what am talking about. Then there's the ex-lover that knew how to have a good time. Oh yeah, nights on the town, drinking, laughing and having a good ol'time. The stop at the greasy spoon topped it off. In the morning, the sun rose as the clouds parted ... ooouuuweee, one mo... a'gin.
If only for a minute or a few days, wouldn't we like to go back and say; hey baby, how ya doing, do you have any time? I know we shouldn't go back there but relationships are funny thangs.
Did I mention the fact that I wrote the bible? How about Harry Potter, did I mention that too? I didn't know there IS NOT copyright laws that covered book titles. But I am looking at this thing from a business aspect.
So, I can have a book with the same title of another book, and no harm - no foul? Hell, that sounds like money to me. But wait, I've been told that if you are going to do something, then do it right. So when someone asked me why I robbed banks, the answer was simple ...that's were the money WAS... duh, case closed.
Anyway, I've rented some movies based solely on the titles. Stupid I know but I've done that. I've also bought books based solely on the cover. Stupid I know, but I've done that. Now I'm thinking, if I splash a wizard on a book cover and called it Harry Potter, I know I can make some loot. Heck, I immediately thought about the Bible too. It is the best selling book of all time! Most don't read it. They have it sitting in their house but couldn't tell you a thang about it. And what about all those bibles in the hideaway hotels. Who reads those books while they're in the down stroke? Well, I did see that movie called The Reader. Wasn't that some mess. Ol'girl called it read and screw. I am not going to tell you what else she said, it's a secret.
I am not going to leave a leaf unturned. Yep, am going to write some gay books as well. Are you kidding me, gay folks spend money too. I am thinking about borrowing a couple of those women from those stanky leg videos. I am going to pop them right on the front cover. The nastier the better. Listen, I am going to misspell Zane's name and add a tiny disclaimer at the bottom of the book "Zane didn't do this". Did you peep that. I didn't say Zane didn't write this. Are you kidding me, I am going to play to win. As soon as Oprah champions another book I am going to write one just like it. See, that's the real trick. Since most will not have read the book, they will not even know the difference.
I hope you guys don't think I am kidding. I got my eye on the dictionary too. However, I think I can make more money with them Harlemcum romance books. That's right, Harlem Come. I can't leave my blackness behind, and I want to be fair about this. Hey, if James Patterson can write about black folks I can write about white folks. That's right, Clear and Present Danger... I wrote that too.
I hope you guys took notes but I don't want anyone hanging on my jock. Remember, I wrote The Bible and Harry Potter too. Write your own damn book.
I know nobody read this, so I am safe. I am off to the library... to write another book.