Sunday, August 1, 2010


Is Black History Month Over? We don't have much time.

Quick... Rabbi Marvin Hier? What, his name is not on the Who's Who of the great black leaders of history. Well, of course not. How about Simon Wiesenthal, have you heard of him? Of course you have... I think? Rabbi Marvin Hier is the Dean and Founder of the Los Angeles based, Simon Wiesenthal Center.

But Carey, what does that have to do with Black History Month?

Well, I can show you better than I can tell you. Come on, I'm gonna take you by a friend's house. He's actually a turtle but we are going to listen in on a conversation between him and The Wizard. There they are over there, over there by the base of that tree.

*whispering* Hush up, be quiet, listen

Wizard: "Twizzle Twazzle Twizzle Trone, time for this one, to come home"

Little Wannabe Turtle: *yelling* "Help me Mr. Wizard... Mr. Wizard, MISTER WIZARD!"

Wizard: "How many times I tell you? Be just what you is and what you is not. Those that do this, are the happiest lot"

The turtle had a propensity to venture off to journeys that could be called a "Fool's errands". He once found himself in defenseless position in the face of a fire breathing dragon. All his fantasies seemed REAL sweet, and in the books, they looked REAL good. But he soon found out there's nothing like the real thang.

Wizard: "Come on good buddy, we're taking a trip"

Little Tudor Turtle: "Where are we going?"

Wizard: "We are going to Black History"

Little Tudor Turtle: "Wait, I already know about the peanut and the spook who sat by the door. I mean, last year, during Black History Month, we learned about Lorraine Hansberry and Adam Clayton Powell."

Wizard: "Well my bumpy shelled little friend, Lorraine Hansberry did not write, "The Spook That Sat By The Door". "So come along, I think you and a few other people (Negroes) need a little schooling... I think you need the real thang"

Tudor Turtle: Wait, I know that song, that's by Marvin Gay & Tammy Terrel... "ain't nothing like the real thang baby"

Wizard: See, that's what's wrong with some Negroes. They know all there is to know about sport and play, and can sing like the birds, but are they passing down the real thang?

Turtle: But Mr. Wizard, what is this real thang that you keep talking about?

Wizard: Shut your mouth and you might learn something. Look at those happy-go-lucky Negroes over there. Down there sitting at that round table.

The scene shifts to a room full of black faces. It's an auditorium filled with youth and their parents. On the stage, at a chalk board, a young black kids hurries to write a name...

He can be heard saying the letters as he meticulously forms their outline.

Black kid: "T.H.E T.U.S.K.E.G.E.E A.I.R.M.E.N."

The Crowd: "That's right!" "That's my son!" "Tell the truth Boy" "That boy is smart!"

After a series of questions, another black youth is seen standing at the chalk-board.

He begins: "W.I.L.L.I.A.M W.E.L.L.S B.R.O.W.N"

The Crowd: "SAY IT LOUD BOY!" "Oh shit, we gotta battle now" "Oh lawd, dem boys knows what they talkin' bout"

The little turtle is excited because he had never heard of many of the championed black heroes. But the Wizard had seen enough. The Wizard had seen history in all it's ugliness. Consequently, he thought those jovial Negroes, those image conscience leaders of the black race, needed a taste of the real thang. With a crisp move of his magical wand, he appeared on stage in front of the mesmerised and stunned crowd.

Wizard: "Hear Ye, my mislead black friends. Black History Month should be just what it is and not what it's not. Negroes that know the real truth, is the happiest lot. And, btw, that's a lot"

Crowd: "Get outta here you crazy white man. We are free to do as we please"

Little Tudor Turtle: "Come on Wiz, lets get out of here, they are all hyped on that Jeopardy game of "Name That Negro". And see, I can understand their disdain because I don't know what you are trying to say... either"

Wizard: "Do you remember the name Simon Wiesential? Well, he was a Nazi Hunter. Today... TODAY, I am talking about the retched inhumanity of slavery. See, the Jewish community didn't spend their time and money on feel good board games. They didn't have time for that nonsense. They built a center that sees over 1/2 million visitor a year! It was founded to challenge visitors to confront bigotry and racism and to understand the Holocaust in both historical and contemporary context. They know they can't afford the luxury of ever forgetting the REAL thang. The American Negro is tranquilized. They rest with their bellies full of special holidays and passes to the good neighborhoods and good government jobs and good straight hair and light skin"

Little Misguided Tudor Turtle: Please Mr. Wizard, you're making me feel uncomfortable. Besides, slavery wasn't as bad as the Holocaust, so we should just let it go. If I was a slave...

The Wizard: "Hold it right there, the Jews were some of the first slaves and I am going to let you have your wish. I am going to take you back to the shores of Africa. I'm going to be with you, but you will not be able to see me, but you will be able to hear me. When you have a problem, speak to me and I'll respond"

Little Turtle: "BUT!"

The Wizard: "But nothing, lets go"

The little turtle has again made his move too soon. The wizard waved his magic stick and the turtle was off to Africa. We see him as a proud king standing over his flock. He's in the Congo. It's a hot and humid summer day. He hears a cry from afar, off in the brush. Then the scene changes. We hear the voice of the little turtle.

Little Turtle: *yelling* "Mr Wizard!" "Mr Wizard!"

Wizard: "Be quiet my son, there's nothing you can do now. You're at the bottom of a dark and dank slave ship"

Little Turtle: "But where is my father?" "Where is my mother?"

Wizard: "It doesn't matter now, you will never see them again. Conserve your energy and hold on to life. How do you feel?"

Confused Little Turtle: "My back is on fire and there's an awful smell around me"

Wizard: "That smell is death! That man chained next to you, he died several days ago. The man laying above you is dying of dysentery. That substance on your chest, and the rest of your body, is his bowel movement. That's also the feces of several slaves in the tiers above him. Lay still, that pain in your back is your flesh being rubbed off by the movement of the ship. Please hold on. Only one third of you will make it through this middle passage. You are not even half way there. STAY ALIVE!"

Turtle: "But where am I, and where am I going?"

Wizard: "you are in a place that some would call a living hell, and you are traveling to an evil land"

Hundreds of days later

Weak and dying little Turtle: "Mr. Wizard, why have we stopped and what is that sound hitting the ship?"

Wizard: "You have arrived at your new home. It is a place called America. You are a slave. You are chattel that will soon be owned by an exploiter of black humans. Your wife is on another ship. Your sister died in the middle passage. While your brother was being lead to the top deck of his dungeon, he jump into the sea. He could no longer bare his pain. You may never see your wife again. It's also possible that she may not want to see you again, because she will be, degraded, humiliated, raped and brutalized by her new slave masters. The product of those brutal attacks, her children by her new master, will also be slaves to be sold, or to be used to produce more slaves. Those sounds that you hear outside the ship, are the bodies of slaves that were thrown overboard from several miles out to sea. They died in the final leg of the journey and their bodies have drifted inland. The Governor of the state of South Carolina is appalled at the sight of those bodies. Not because of the death of humans but because of the stench of the bodies floating in his harbor"

Suffering Little Turtle: "OH HELP ME LORD, I don't want to be a slave anymore! How many are like me? How many of my people have died"

Wizard: "You asked how many have died on this journey? MILLIONS! This has been going on for hundreds of years. The Holocaust lasted a few years. There will be a severe price to pay for your freedom, if you ever achieve it!"

Turtle: "I will run, I'd rather die trying to gain my freedom, than to live a life that's less than a dog's"

Wizard: "Run then my friend. When you get a chance,run, and may God be with you"

Several years later, the little turtle that wanted to be a slave, is seen withering in pain. He tried to escape his bondage.

Turtle: "Mr. Wizard, what is this pain!? What is happening to me"

The Wizard: "For your repeated attempts to run to freedom, you have a yoke around your neck and you have been branded with hot irons, just like cattle , "


The little turtle is seen holding on to life. He has been castrated for his last attempt at freedom. Other slaves are seen hanging from trees with their genitals stuffed in their mouths. Word has spread that hundreds of freed black are being burned at the stake for a protest in the State of New York. The resilience, courage and spirit of the black man can not be broken. Angola Warriors started an uprising on the coastline of South Carolina. They tried to make it to a free colony in the State of Florida. They failed, all were killed.

Wizard: "Twizzle Twazzle Twizzle Trone, time for this one, to come home. "How many times I tell you? Be just what you is and what you is not. Those that do this (people and turtles), are the happiest lot"

The Little Turtle and the Wizard sat down for a long conversation. The wizard explained to the turtle that some Negroes believe they have arrived and thus, feel no need to pass down the real thang. They are content with their month of celebration and have forgotten their real past struggles. They'd rather dress to impress and win the big prize that goes along with knowing that famous black negro. The Jewish community has places like the Simon Wiesenthal Center. They will never forget and will not allow others to merge their history into a mere month long celebration of "we have overcome". The Black American has the NAACP and Black History Month.

Are we there yet?


Big Mark 243 said...

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

The reason that the Jews won't let you shunt them off into a corner is that they have always controlled their image, their destiny. Blacks on the other hand, as the oppressed, have had to be allowed to do things and feel things. It was not up to us to determine much of anything in this world, which is why so much of what is black is exploited.

One of the misunderstandings about our 'history' is that we were a 'great' people... so great that we sold and allowed for millions to be taken away as slaves. That is a part of our history as well.

That we are now in this land and can be convinced that the woes of others were greater than ours only speaks to the level of torment that we have faced. The only one who could possibly say their experience with the white man was worse, is the silent Native American, and that is because he is and endangered species on the real. There aren't enough of them left to sprinkle on a ice cream cone!!

I think a lot of that has to do with continunity. The Jews were some tiny tribe in Africa... whereas African was made up of many tribes and cultures... and never was 'united', at least not as we recognize being united. Anywho, it isn't up to us whether we have a month, a week, or get a half day off from school. We have been taught, taught to recognize ourselves and identify with being less than (we still don't know if we are N-words, blacks, or African American).

No, the Jews have always believed and known one thing... that they are chosen by their God. All we really know is that we were chosen to get sold into slavery, first in African and then in America. And whatever 'massa' say, we do.

Shakin' it over here, boss!!

Reggie said...

I am not now, nor have I ever been a fan of Black History Month. I am a fan of history and saddened by the fact that in a country supposedly founded to celebrate freedoms, that something like this would even be talked about.

Madam Z said...

Cary, this is one hell of a powerful post. My only objection is that it understates what the Jewish people have gone through from the beginning of history. They too, were enslaved in the past. They have been relentlessly persecuted, in one country after another. Have you ever heard of the Inquisition? Jews were tortured to death, in the most horrific ways! The Holocaust was an attempt to wipe them from the face of the earth! The monster Nazis rounded them up like cattle and shipped them to extermination camps. At least SIX MILLION of them were purposely MURDERED!

Big Mark, how on earth could you say that Jews "have always controlled their image, their destiny?" They have been portrayed as eating Christian children! As wicked, heinous cheating, robbing, inhuman demons! It is endless! All this, to justify stealing from them and murdering them.

This is not to detract from the horrors that your ancestors were subjected to. Those slave ships were hell on earth. I have never been able to understand how some human beings could be so monstrously cruel to others. And for those slave "owners"to think that it's AOK to buy and sell human beings like farm equipment and horses is incomprehensible to me.

Bottom line: Black Americans and Jews around the world all have regrettable histories. Our job now is to make the best of our present lives.

Madam Z said...

Damn! I just spent a half-hour writing a response to this excellent post, and it disappeared when I tried to send it! Did you, by any chance, get it? :(

Big Mark 243 said...

Madam Z... you should get an award for paying my mistake filled comment any notice. Thanks for that.

As far as speaking of the Jewish people 'controlling' their image, I should have been more specific. I think that the 'children of Abraham' do a much better job of identifying their image within their group much better than African Americans do with identifying with an ideal within their own.

I wonder when will certain things stop being considered 'acting anything' when it does not conform with the stereotype that many black people are marketed and sold? WE believe some of the most negative and damaging observations made and act as if to do any different is to be in denial of our 'culture'.

I still hear children call shows 'white' and look upon certain activities as a curiosity because it falls outside of their experience. But that is a digression from my point, which I did not articulate in my first comment.

Jews have always known what they were no matter what they were called. That is not true for blacks. That is what I should have made sure was the stand out point in my first comment. Having survived all the things that they have as a people, being able to maintain their sense of self is something the Jewish people have mananaged whereas the pressure of what Black people have endured has left us seperate from our own identity.

CareyCarey said...

Excuse me people, I have moderation on posts 3 days old. So please excuse the delay. But here we are now.

Big Mark, I am honored that you came back to re-define your comment. Big ups to you.

@ Madam Z, long time no see.

I agree with your sentiments. I think you'll notice that I did say the jews were the first slaves, so I feel you. However, for the purpose of this post, I had to make a comparison, in that, many millions were lost in the slave trade(over hundreds of years). And no one came to rescue them. Consequently, another comparison is how the jewish community has handled their history (I said such in the post). Some jews can blend in "a certain culture" by their skin color. Some black folks blend in by various ways. Many do it by forgetting their past and denying their culture. Granted that's a broad area for another discussion. Thanks for the compliment.

Reggie, the main problem I have with "black History month" is the "white washing" of our past.

LACoincidental said...

I have no problem with Black History Month -- my problem is that the horrors and triumphs of our people's history doesn't drive more of us to do better and demand more. And the difference between Jews and Black folks is that Jews understood for a long time that pooling their resources and influence grants real power and we're all in this together.

Even the most agnostic Jew sees an attack on one Jew as an attack on all Jews. But you have Black folks who don't see the Tea Party insanity against Obama is really a referendum on the micron of advance our people have made since the White Man stole us from our mother shores centuries ago. (CareyCarey, you mentioned this before).

Again, Black History Month was originally design to make us proud and drive us to do something -- no a means for Walmart to get a tax write off and get more Black dollars.

CareyCarey said...

Hello LAC, I am pleased that you stopped by to add a comment.

"And the difference between Jews and Black folks is that Jews understood for a long time that pooling their resources and influence grants real power and we're all in this together"

There it is! For many of use, it's "I got mine, so MY journey is over"

I am laughing at your "Walgreen's tax write off". It's so true, in so many ways.